How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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