wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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