i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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