wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Randomize
