Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I love black thongs
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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