I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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