But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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