I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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