i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Dicks are not precious.
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
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