There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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