So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I need water and some morals
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
