so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
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Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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