An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
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go home
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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