For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
