Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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