Kiss
Puke
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
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Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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