The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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