Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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