So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
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the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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