i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
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If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
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We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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