it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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