The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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