I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
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Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
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Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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