I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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