I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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