I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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