I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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