I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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