"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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