quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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