North Korea, Best Korea!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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