I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
you would pick up someone in the library
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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