yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
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I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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