The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Holy shit dude........stairs
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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