in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
