so explain again why im purple
no
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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