hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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