Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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