No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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