We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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