Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
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I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
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there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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