On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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