So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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