At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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