Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
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Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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