After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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