Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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