reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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