I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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