my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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