If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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