i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
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my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
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